Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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