i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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