Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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