Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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