the new term for farting is butt boxing.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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