Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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