1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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