Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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