So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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