I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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