It's like God shit irony all over that family
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't deserve a penis
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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