this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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