the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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