i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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