i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
