they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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