go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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