the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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