well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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