Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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