doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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