I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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