She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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