Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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