also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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