it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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