I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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