So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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