I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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