The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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