Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Houston, we have a squirter
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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