I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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