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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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