What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
This baby is an asshole
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I supernannyed him into submission
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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