I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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