do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Small penises have feelings too.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
