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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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