we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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