it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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