in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize