Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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