My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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