Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We just shotgunned beers for America
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
