yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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