im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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