I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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