I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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