Don't you send me to vm
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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