I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just found puke in my bra..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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