ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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