I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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