You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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