Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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