I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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